❊ THE MATCH GIRL
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Paint me blue and call me babe

gothicgrandpaqueen:

you catch a lot of flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly

pidie:

i wish anubis was a villager in ACNL, i’d friend him so hard

pidie:

i wish anubis was a villager in ACNL, i’d friend him so hard

dannyqhantom:

the first step is acceptance

bakrua:

foodvalley:

“i’m so depressed,” posted the caucasian heterosexual cisgender teenage girl on her blog

last time i checked depression can affect everyone and you’re fucking trash for invalidating the struggles depressed people go through

sunmist91:

oh..I like it too! thank you XD
will you dance with me?

ciarachimera:

I wore heavy eye makeup today and felt like a vixen.

ciarachimera:

I wore heavy eye makeup today and felt like a vixen.

orgyporgy:

Like when women hate men it’s frustrating at worst, maybe it hurts someone’s feelings, but when men hate women they are shamed, abused, patronized, demeaned, objectified, raped, and murdered, ya feel me, so even if I WAS a raging misandrist like worst case scenario I’d be a bummer at parties, meanwhile a girl somewhere literally can’t leave her house because it’s dark outside.

pupchuck:

i want this on a t shirt

pupchuck:

i want this on a t shirt

rick-sanchez:

I love my grandkids.

PSYCH JUST KIDDING MY NEW CATCHPHRASE IS I DON’T GIVE A FUUUUUUUCK! ROLL CREDITS GO! THAT’S THE END OF SEASON ONE!

wytchprincess:

daughter. Get off the blue website. you have not left your room all day it is time for dinner. i’ve got some “feels” for you: they’re called pork chops and your mother made them with love

People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)


so now you’re about to turn twenty and the world hasn’t gotten any bigger for you. you’re untouched, unloved, unprepared. your parents still pay for your gas. your friends all have internships. one of them even got cast to be in a movie. you’ve got all this talent that you don’t know how to share. you just want to fuck someone, anyone, to feel a little less like an island. the man at the McDonald’s drive-thru held both sides of your hand when he handed you your change and you cried the entire way home. skin burns. you’re about to turn twenty and you feel like you’re fifteen. you sleep for fourteen hours and still need a nap. the world is shrinking one empty heartache at a time.
you’re scared you’ll never find anyone to love you, not even well. you’ll settle for anything.
don’t.
you’re about to turn twenty and they never remind you how young that is. falling in love does not make you grow up, heartbreak does, and there is more than one way to fall apart. you’re about to turn twenty and it’s okay if you aren’t ready. it’s okay if you aren’t ready. it’s okay.
turning 20 | Caitlyn S. (via alonesomes)

the-world-of-steven-universe:

Now you can Play or Download all the soundtrack of Steven Universe. ENJOY!!
(ALL SOUNDTRACKS INCLUDE:  COVER, THEIR INFO, AND ARE COMPATIBLE WITH ANY MEDIA PLAYER) 
SOUNDTRACK AVAILABLE:
*We are the Crystal Gems (Main Title)
*Ending Theme
*Cookie Cat
*Pearl’s Theme
*Steven’s Shield
*The Mother
*Dad Museum
*Let Me Drive My Van (Into Your Heart)
*Water Damage
*Drop the Strawberry
*The Waterfall
*Gimme Gimme
*That’s Unusual!
*Peedee’s Blues
*Strawberry Battlefield/The Sleeping Pyramid
*Heart of the Pyramid
*That’s the End of Another Day
*Purple Puma and Tiger Millionaire
*Lion’s Theme
*Desert Glass
*Funland Arcade
*Road Killer
*Teens of Rage
*Meat Beat Mania: Over Easy
*Meat Beat Mania: FLAMBÉE!
*Giant Woman 
*Giant Woman (Ringtone Version)
*Opal
*Amalgam (Extended Version)
*Spaced Out Beats
*The Hill
*Dance of Swords
*Holo Pearl
"BONUS" *We are the Crystal Gems (Pilot Version)
*We are the Crystal Gems (Instrumental)
*We are the Crystal Gems (Demo 1)
*We are the Crystal Gems (Demo 2)
*Cookie Cat (Demo) 
*Cookie Cat (Instrumental) 
*Let Me Drive My Van (Into Your Heart) (Demo)
*Giant Woman (Demo)
*Giant Woman (Ringtone Version) 
*Giant Woman (Acapella)


FUTURE SOUNDTRACK WILL BE ADDED. (Latest Update: April/ 14/ 2014)

the-world-of-steven-universe:

Now you can Play or Download all the soundtrack of Steven Universe. ENJOY!!

(ALL SOUNDTRACKS INCLUDE:  COVER, THEIR INFO, AND ARE COMPATIBLE WITH ANY MEDIA PLAYER) 

SOUNDTRACK AVAILABLE:

  1. *We are the Crystal Gems (Main Title)
  2. *Ending Theme
  3. *Cookie Cat
  4. *Pearl’s Theme
  5. *Steven’s Shield
  6. *The Mother
  7. *Dad Museum
  8. *Let Me Drive My Van (Into Your Heart)
  9. *Water Damage
  10. *Drop the Strawberry
  11. *The Waterfall
  12. *Gimme Gimme
  13. *That’s Unusual!
  14. *Peedee’s Blues
  15. *Strawberry Battlefield/The Sleeping Pyramid
  16. *Heart of the Pyramid
  17. *That’s the End of Another Day
  18. *Purple Puma and Tiger Millionaire
  19. *Lion’s Theme
  20. *Desert Glass
  21. *Funland Arcade
  22. *Road Killer
  23. *Teens of Rage
  24. *Meat Beat Mania: Over Easy
  25. *Meat Beat Mania: FLAMBÉE!
  26. *Giant Woman 
  27. *Giant Woman (Ringtone Version)
  28. *Opal
  29. *Amalgam (Extended Version)
  30. *Spaced Out Beats
  31. *The Hill
  32. *Dance of Swords
  33. *Holo Pearl
"BONUS" 
  1. *We are the Crystal Gems (Pilot Version)
  2. *We are the Crystal Gems (Instrumental)
  3. *We are the Crystal Gems (Demo 1)
  4. *We are the Crystal Gems (Demo 2)
  5. *Cookie Cat (Demo) 
  6. *Cookie Cat (Instrumental) 
  7. *Let Me Drive My Van (Into Your Heart) (Demo)
  8. *Giant Woman (Demo)
  9. *Giant Woman (Ringtone Version) 
  10. *Giant Woman (Acapella)

FUTURE SOUNDTRACK WILL BE ADDED. (Latest Update: April/ 14/ 2014)

vixyish:

solarbird:

xgenepositive:

mmmahogany:

#john barrowman is having none of your misogynist bullshit

i love that barrowman’s response also distances him from the contestant
"hahahaha women do laundry right john?  you with me, john?"
"don’t lump me in with you, you fucking martian”

This is what I’m talking about when I keep saying that men have to deny the endorsement. This guy wanted Barrowman’s tacit support or agreement for his sexism, as part of bonding through humour. John went nope.

Bolding mine.