omFG
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
Sometimes after a long walk, I just need to chill out. Ice cubes and linoleum make me a happy puppy!
UWWWAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Milk is not natural.
Milk is not natural.
Milk is not natural.
Milk is not natural.
Milk is not natural.
Milk is not natural.
Milk is not natural.
Milk is not natural.
Milk is not natural.
Milk is not natural.
Angryfuckingvegan comes the conclusion that cows are not real and milk does not actually exist
i’m imagining him alone in his room with all the lights off, eyes wide open, rocking back and forth on his bed muttering this to himself
friendly reminder
- someone who likes reboot more than old!trek/doesn’t like old!trek is not ‘dumb’ or less likely think analytically than old!trek fans
- someone who doesn’t like reboot/likes old!trek more/only likes old!trek is not an elitist who is incapable of…
Wayne Allyn Root - seriously, look his face in the last gif.
I don’t even know whether to classify this as classism, the dehumanizing effect of capitalism, or simply “look at this fucking asshole”. The most appropriate is most likely “I’m a rich white guy; nobody’s suffering matters more than my money” - a brief synopsis of a good 65/70 % of the world’s problems.
Look at white supremacy.
And understand that it has no concept of how to understand our humanity
- Out Of A Whole Planet’s Population, One Hero Will Be Chosen: It’s Probably Going To Be A White Dude
Well we are the majority the odds are in our favor
no yoU AREN’T THAT WAS THE POINT OF THIS POST YOU DENSEHEADED DINGLEFRICKER
is it me or does it look kinda like some weird personification of autumn
or maybe a combo between autumn and dia de los muertos
*drops food on floor*
germs: go get it! quick!
king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule

wow giveaway!!!i just moved into the tiniest studio apartment with no real room for silly fandom stuff, so i’m gonna slowly give away the old homestuck plushies i have left. (also good news!! is that i have more time to sew new stuff for giveaways & i’m super close to getting my original pattern shop up and running!!)
so here we go: giveaway ends may 30th 2013! reblog and like only once. please be 18 or older or be sure you’re able to receive packages from strangers online. international shipping is a-ok.
p.s. kanaya glows when you press her head. wow Cool
like ok hannibal is always making really nice meals and eating really fancy food
does he ever just go home after work and like stare at his freezer full of body parts and just
“you know i don’t really feel like human tonight.
im gonna have a hot pocket.”
